Pretentious Depravity: Transformation

I blame/thank for the idea of "smurfing" my bitching crew! I made them extra smurfy just for you guys!...and because this can of worms has been opened, prepare your anuses for the ultimate fuckage. These terrors gonna harass everybody. Lord help me if I even consider putting these bitches into the sequel of The Crazy Adventures of Nobody and Puppet Hell you think my other OCs in that fandom are bad, these bitches are god damn nightmares.



Rebecca/Pip/myself has been made into a Smurfette before, but I think it's time to update my look as I have cut and dyed my hair, and I do wear my straight jacket coat more often as it's the only coat that is thin to keep me cool/warm in the house, or when I go out to the store....and my hair is more up than down nowadays.

Pat has always been a leprechaun so that's never changing and he's fugging magic! The bitch can change his size at will, can be the size of a gnome (minimum) to the size of a human child (maximum). Plus he got all dem weird ass magic powers like altering people's brains, choking bitches at a distance, possession, permanent transformations, making a penis grow out yo forehead, and lots of other badass shit.

Mister Unfuckable I made a merman because I wanted star fish clinging to his tits like a seashell bra and him be saving princes outta the water singing ear bleeding off key "part of your world" like the Little Mermaid and be trying to give the kiss of life only to suck their soul out cause he's like the Davy Jones of the fuggin sea.

Slutty Sue Bee I made a pixie cause that's the closest thing to a bug I can think of...she ain't happy cause her weapon be gone! Bee stings hurt and they got venom, as a pixie, she ain't got jack shit, but her looks....plus she ain't got her cigarettes anymore, somebody gonna be going through withdraws.

Strippery I turned into a brownie because I realized I don't have a fuggin brownie anywhere! If you don't know what a brownie is google "brownie mythical creature" and that'll explain what that ugly little beast is. Imagine, a stripper brownie! Everyone cry at the thought.

Life/Mr. Pockets I made into an imp because of dem sharp ass teeth of his. He has a split personality just like his normal ass self. Life being his bad side, Pocket being his good. You know when he's Life when he doesn't speak and looks malicious as hell. You know he's Pockets when he's talking and overly friendly to the point you just want to shoot him. Still an ass either way and carries a club.

Mr. Dick is Life/Mr. Pocket's shadow. Kinda like Peter Pan or the Shadow Man. Since Life and Dick work together all the fugging time, they get to spend quality time with each other! Mr. Dick can fly off on his own so you won't see Life with his shadow too often.


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